parody of katy perry’s teenage dream i wrote (instead of doing my math homework, ironically) i would sing it but i can’t sing
You think I’m nerdy when i solve a math problem you think i’m smart when i prove a theorem i know you get me so i’ll let my geek come out, out Before you met me i was dork but now i’ve realized math is life now every pi day you’ll be my 3.14, 19 Let’s oscillate tonight no regrets, just graph we can theorize until we die you and i we’ll do math forever You make me feel like i’m living a math nerds dream the way you map that space find the null let’s runaway and don’t ever look back don’t ever look back My heart stops when we diagonalize the matrix now baby i believe this is real and not complex so don’t ever look back don’t ever look back In the library doing differentials got a page of eigenvectors i finally found you my missing function piece i’m complete i might get your heart racing when i’m finding those means be your math nerd’s dream tonight let you contradict my proof we’ll be raising the roof be your math nerd’s dream tonight
(submitted by notesfromthemargins)
The mo’ money we come across, the more problems we see.
Mathematics is a difficult thing
I never understood what was the missing link
And by the time I calculated the correct solution
The question had escaped me and so did the conclusion